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[color=green][b] Physical description [/b][/color]

[indent]So, starting off with the basics, she doesn’t look all too different to most draenei; blue skin, horns, a small tail, ya’know, fairly typical for a draenei. She wasn’t especially curvy, or toned, or muscular, or thin, she was just… well, average, for the most part anyhow. If you were to just cast a quick glance over her, there’d be two things that sort of stood out. Firstly, her rear, it wasn’t super big, but it was big enough to take notice of, causing any pants she put on to cling, not leaving too much to the imagination. Secondly, her height. She was shooort for draenei standards. While most female draenei stood at heights either nearing or surpassing seven foot in height, Zeph was having difficulties surpassing the six foot mark. Sure, she’d be about six foot or so if you took her horns in to account, but horns aren’t really counted by the majority of people. (That still won’t stop her claiming that she is over six foot two mind you, her height is somewhat of a sore point for her, and making jokes about her stature is an easy way to annoy her or get her riled up.)[/indent]

[indent]Now, to describe her from top to bottom, the first port of call would be the horns. They seem, at first glance anyhow, to be relatively plain. The notched horns jutted out just above her forehead and curled out around the top of her head, the bulk of the horns hanging an inch or so above the top of her head. They ended with a sharp 90 degree turn, the tips rather dull. Sure, it’d hurt if she charged head first in to you, but a casual graze or an accidental nudge wouldn’t be particularly painful whatsoever. She used to keep them sharp, but after ruining her 9th shirt she eventually dulled them down. The horns looked rather gnarled, and sadly she didn’t have an interesting story relating to how they got so bloody gnarled, they were just always that way, and she never really bothered trying to polish or neaten them up, she thought that they looked somewhat cute. There was one thing that was somewhat weird about her horns though, while it wasn’t immediately noticeable, the left horn had something off about it. It felt, tasted and smelt sort of similar to a hard wood, and upon close inspection a crease is able to be seen between the first two inches of her horn and the rest of it. Most of her left horn was completely fake, and it was able to be screwed off rather easily, leaving her with just a stump. Sadly for the poor draenei, she was born with one full horn and a stump, so to avoid people teasing her about the deformity she got a prosthetic horn made. She didn’t mind too much however, she specifically requested that the fake horn was made completely and utterly hollow, and seeing as the tip was able to be screwed off, uses the hollowed out spaces to carry drinks, (either tea or ale in her case, depending on her mood). One problem with her fake horn however, was that it unbalanced her somewhat. It didn’t have much of an effect on her, but it certainly made her clumsier than a normal draenei. [/indent]

[indent]Moving further down, you’d be able to see her hair, there wasn’t all too much to say about her hair. It was long, black and it extended down roughly to her midriff. She had a habit of tying it up in a pigtail if she was out and about or if she had some important business to attend to. For one, it looked neater that way, and it also kept her hair out of her eyes as well as keeping her hair from getting snagged on passing tree branches, which could prove annoying as well as dangerous depending on the scenario. For the most part, she kept her hair somewhat neat, making sure to wash it thoroughly, but it varies depending on her current location and when she last visited a town. Moving down to her face, it was very… normal, no abnormalities or anything like that. Sure, she had a chipped tooth from a failed adventure, but there was nothing major to write home about. Bright hazel eyes, a rather small nose and average lips. She wasn’t really one to apply on massive amounts of make-up, maybe just some lipstick for everyday occasions, though it wasn’t too uncommon to see her without any on, she was never really one for girly things. As is normal for draenei, she has face-tendrils, two of them in fact. They don’t seem to do much and she doesn’t even know what they’re there for, all she can do is make them waggle about left and right. The tendrils were pretty short, dangling down to her neck, and the tip of each one was adorned with a small gold ring, as is customary for most draenei girls.[/indent]

[indent]One thing to take note of though, her tongue. It was loooong. Much longer than normal. After a drunken altercation with a mage, a mage cursed her with a super long tongue, something about poetic justice or something, she can’t quite remember all of the details, what with the booze. The long purple muscle was well over a foot long, nearing a foot and a half, and it was definitely flexible. So much so that she is easily able to tie a knot with her own tongue while it’s in her mouth (sort of a party trick of hers). [/indent]

[indent]Continuing down her body, you’d reach her breasts. They were slightly larger than what would be normally considered average for a draenei, just a tad smaller than DD cups. The size of her breasts combined with her larger than normal rear meant that she was somewhat of a shortstack when compared to most draenei. Her breasts were fairly perky, what with the draenei being pretty young, (well, young in terms of a race than can live for tens of thousands of years anyhow), so they hadn’t had time to sag all too much. Her breasts were adorned with areola the size of two pence pieces (about ¾ of an inch in diameter), the areola having a slightly darker shade of blue when compared to the rest of her vibrant blue skin. Her nipples matched that colour, the blue nubs jutting out about a quarter inch, definitely noticeable on days where she decides to forgo a bra. [/indent]

[indent]As for her stomach, well, it was pretty flat, due to her not being particularly muscular or chubby or anything along those lines, there isn’t anything special to say really. Same goes for her arms, pretty normal, well, apart from a couple of scratches and scrapes caused by adventures, but that wasn’t too bad. Just like with her makeup, she normally decided to forgo nail varnish/polish, and her nails weren’t particularly neat either. They weren’t dirty by any means, she just didn’t really spend all too much time faffing about with things like that, there were far more important things to focus on in her opinion. [/indent]

[indent]Now, on to the aforementioned rear. As previously mentioned, it was much larger than what would normally be expected of someone of her stature. Sure, it wasn’t suuuper big, but it was big enough to fill out any pair of pants she was currently wearing, not leaving all too much to the imagination. Just above her rear, a rather long, gangly tail jutted out, it was somewhat thicker than most draenei-tails, but it wasn’t anything too out of the ordinary. The only majorly strange things that could be noticed were the fact that it: a) had no rings or jewellery adoring it, and b) It seemed to have somewhat of a mind of its own. Sure, she could sway it left and right if she wanted to, but she was bluddy sure that it tried to knock things off when she walked past.[/indent]

[indent]Of course, due to her rear being somewhat large, her thighs were also somewhat thick, though they quickly slimmed down as they got closer towards her knees, leading on to a pair of slender calves. Her calves were decently muscled on account of all of the walking that she did, but they weren't particularly muscular in the slightest. Of course, like all draenei she had hooves, and hers looked like any other draenei. Brown, somewhat clunky, nothing to write home about. [/indent]

[indent]In terms out outfits, she tended to opt for whichever outfit would be most suitable for her current environment, she was the sort of person who definitely seemed to value practicality over style, though she did enjoy dressing up fancily from time to time, for formal occasions and dates and the like. [/indent]


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[color=blue][b]Backstory[/b][/color]

[indent]As for her backstory, there wasn’t much to say really. She was somewhat of a ‘runt of the litter’ so to speak (though she was an only child). Born much smaller and with only a single horn, and as such she was raised by parents who had a habit of being far too coddling for her likes, extremely over protective. As such, as soon as she had the opportunity to get out and explore the world on her own, she didn’t waste a single moment of time. This is why she chose to become a cartographer, a job which combined two interests of hers, exploring and drawing. Generally she works on contracts, sent to wherever by who knows who, she didn’t really care where she went. (Well, as long as it was relatively safe, though that’s what bodyguards are for). [/indent]

[indent] Sadly for the draenei, the cartographer job was only really feasible for a couple of years or so, what with gyrocopters and flying machines becoming somewhat common place, as such, she had to choose another line of work. Thankfully, a previous contract in pandaria had resulted in her becoming somewhat fond of tea, and what with Ironforge lacking a tea shop, she decided to set one up. While the shop is based in Ironforge, it isn't unheard of for her to venture in to other lands with a small tea cart, the urge to explore is something that is fairly hard to quench.[/indent]

[indent]One thing to note however, she did seem to spend a lot of time with dwarves, probably too much time in fact. Due to the fact that the person who taught her the common tongue was a dwarf, she picked up somewhat of a dwarvish accent when she spoke normally. This also caused her to learn a lot about dwarvern culture/customs, which she seemed to enjoy, and as such she spent a lot of her free time in dwarvern settlements, (though mostly in Ironforge). It also resulted in her being somewhat partial to dwarvern drinks, and alcohol in general. It was definitely one of her favourite past times.[/indent]

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[color=red][b]Personality[/b][/color]

[indent]One of the most prominent aspects of her personality is that she is highly inquisitive. What with her parents being extremely overprotective of her when she was young, she took the first opportunity she possibly could to break out and explore the world. One thing that should be noted, it’s extremely easy to get her on the defensive by teasing her. What with her being: a) Short as hell, and b) Born with only a single full horn, she was used to teasing, and as such she got used to quickly retorting and defending herself against others. She didn’t have anything major in the way of phobias, in fact, things that scared most people seemed to intrigue her, be it snakes, spiders or just insects in general, they fascinated her for some weird reason. Another thing to note is that she is extremely affectionate, it isn’t a rare sight to see her cuddling up to somebody that she had just met. [/indent]

[indent]In terms of sexuality… honestly, she wasn’t 100% sure herself. She definitely leant towards those who had a cock, but she was somewhat fluid, and she’d probably cuddle/make out with anyone of any gender if she liked them enough. She wasn’t particularly slutty though, most of the time she wouldn’t be the sort to immediately fuck someone, she liked to get to know people first, hang out with them, get to know them, normal date stuff. That sort of thing.[/indent]

[indent]Her personality definitely changed just a tad when she was drunk however. It was no secret that she was definitely fond of booze (ale in particular), so it wouldn’t be too hard to catch her when she was drunk. She generally acts in one of two ways when liquored up, either a) affectionate as all hell and perhaps a bit too forward with people, or b) highly confrontational, though it’d take a lot of booze for her to get to that state, so her confrontations are normally far more comical than actually threatening.[/indent]

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[color=orange][b]Fun facts [/b][/color]

•She loves vanilla and tea, so using these is a fairly easy way to get her attention.
•Her saliva is also fairly... different. For one it's blue, and it is much MUCH stickier/gloopier than normal saliva, almost like slime.
•Completely infertile, so any attempts at impregnating her would be sort of wasted.

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[collapse=OOC Notes] [b] Notes. [/b]

If We Are Not Friends, I Do Not Care If You Are...

- Bored: Stop being boring.
- Lonely: Unfortunate, but I can't help.
- Horny: Aint my freaking problem.

Hover over the images to see who drew them, all art was paid for and commissioned by me.

She does not have to be played in a World of Warcraft setting, the backstory was just written in that setting as it made the most sense at the time.



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