Hey, hey Eric here, just a travelling bum out to see the world, check off my bucket list and work odd-jobs till it's time for me to settle down.

Kanto native and proudly displaying it with a pokemon team from there too!
Well, when I do use them that is, a man gotta learn how to take care of himself right?
Like, I can actually make a campfire if you need it, instead of having to rely on a fire pokemon, or can give a scythe a run for its money when it comes to trimming trees into aesthetic shapes!

So what you say, got a little job for me, in exchange for a room, a bit of food and some pocket change so I can visit the science museum? Always wanted to see the space shuttle up close.

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Fine, fine, which trainer does Team Rocket needs eliminated this time? or do you have a tip to the location of a cutie I can have some fun with in exchange for my service?

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It's fucked up, watching a kid almost drown, because nobody bothered to learn how to swim, saying that they'll just ride on a water pokemon.

It's fucked up that the police is seriously considering using mind reading pokemon for interrogation, without even know if the pokemon will lie.

It's fucked up that people can name the glorified pet trainer working in each town, but can't even name the person who invented the fucking computer. that's fucked up.
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