[b][color=red]READ THIS: Played a lot on F-chat, you know. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the NAVY. (Joining the navy, will be away, expect nothing)[/color][/b]
Less important right now, but if I do approach you and you see this, at least give a yes or no; straight shooters are better because I'm not very quick to catch on with hinting disinterest or stuff.

Pumpkin is an 8'4 Vache D'Abondance Bull with short, light brown fur, and a stripe of white down the middle from his neck down to his groin. He's got medium length dark brown hair. Each digit on his hooves has dark gray-ish keratin on the last segment. His horns are white until about an inch from the tip, which is black.
Usually wearing either jeans and a sweater or overalls and a button up during the winter, and shorts and a button up t-shirt during the summer. He has a big cowbell earring on his left ear and an optional nose ring for proper bull pulling.
Send me a note or message me on the F-chat if I'm on and you're interested.
[collapse=Fantasy?]Farmer or monster, take your pick. I play both, but when I play the monster I play a dumb, sweet animal, and the farmer thing is basically the same as normal Pumpkin.[/collapse]
[collapse=Future?]I don't honestly know how to fit a farmer into the future, but Pumpkin taking on the role of a technician with the basic priorities of keeping up the supply of nanopaste and other future gobstoppers, that's basically the same, right?[/collapse]

[collapse=People I really love a lot (and who said it was fine I put them on here also)]After much thought, I'm finally putting this in. All the guys and dolls I love with a passion!
[icon]Kayla Dermon[/icon] I just....fucking love this cow.
[icon]Katta Belle[/icon] I fucking love this cow too! She's so cool and sweet and we just connect on so many levels!<3
[icon]Bailey M Carter[/icon] Cute horsey that's a total peach though he looks all big!<3
[icon]Myren[/icon] Besties
[icon]Stacey Lewis[/icon] She likes multiple sacs I guess
[icon]Jena Luther[/icon] A cute girlfriend cow who is very fun! I have not had a bad conversation with her once, I don't think.
[icon]Liara Delarge[/icon] A good girl.
[icon]Zero-Suit Fox[/icon] This fox just kinda comes in and out, but when I'm the one doing the coming it's alright again
[icon]Bethany Violet[/icon] My granny Beth. She's ripe for such a seasoned fruit.<3
[icon]Lillup[/icon] My tan, horny mommy.<3
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[collapse=Ramblings of a farmer at 2AM]
[02:06] Pumpkin Abondance: Good make strong
[02:06] Pumpkin Abondance: bad make sick[/collapse]
[collapse=And a dash of sunshine]
[12:29] Pumpkin Abondance: I think "Bigchestia" would be funnier..
[12:30] Princess Biglestia: Snrrrrk
[12:31] Pumpkin Abondance: moohoohoohoo~ I thought you wouldn't like that
[12:31] Princess Biglestia: Well it's not wrong
[12:31] Pumpkin Abondance: So what's up, sunny buns~?
[12:32] Princess Biglestia: Oh, not much~ You?
[12:32] Pumpkin Abondance: Looking for something about gwynevere sized to snuggle
[12:32] Pumpkin Abondance: gwynever?
[12:33] Princess Biglestia: No no, you got it right the first time~
[12:33] Pumpkin Abondance: I fucking hate names in dark souls, they're all just not right.http://darksouls.wdfiles.com/local--files/npcs/gwynevere-princess-of-sunlight-large.jpg
[12:33] Pumpkin Abondance: I want a princess of sunlight sized princess of sun...aight?
[12:34] Pumpkin Abondance: EHHH I'm 3 for 3 in my own mind
[12:40] Princess Biglestia: Snrrrk
[12:58] Pumpkin Abondance: If we get into sexy things I wouldn't mind her forcing pumpkin down and milking his cock with her tits~<3
[12:58] Pumpkin Abondance: In or around really.
[12:59] Pumpkin Abondance: Oh god, bull milking, didn't want that to happen but it did
[12:59] Pumpkin Abondance: 4 for four
[13:01] Princess Biglestia: Ungh. That'd be doable.
[13:03] Pumpkin Abondance: I'd be mooable
[13:03] Pumpkin Abondance: Why am I being clever right now, this is hurting me actually ;w;
[13:05] Princess Biglestia: Being? More like trying~
[13:06] Pumpkin Abondance: more like dying ;w;
[13:07] Pumpkin Abondance: So how do you feel about nipple penetration?
[13:08] Princess Biglestia: Mmmm, I don't do it often but it's not something I'm against~
[13:09] Pumpkin Abondance: I would like that on my sundae
[13:09] Pumpkin Abondance: Or rather, my sun bae ;;;;)))))
[13:10] Princess Biglestia: Snrrrrk.
[13:10] Pumpkin Abondance: I'll stop after an hour, I'm hopped up on montage parodies I think.
[13:10] Princess Biglestia: I hope so
[13:10] Princess Biglestia: These are getting groan inducing. And not the good kind either~
[13:10] Pumpkin Abondance: It's udderly unbareabull!
[13:10] Princess Biglestia: I'll leave that up to your cock.
[13:11] Pumpkin Abondance: To be actually honest I have serious problems doing the sex bang describing
[13:12] Princess Biglestia: Oh do you.
[13:13] Pumpkin Abondance: If it gets too repetitive I try to finish it up early and if I drag it out I feel bad when I don't finish soon enough or the person leaves usually before the finish.
[13:13] Pumpkin Abondance: And when I drag it out, all the ladies fall to their knees. To cringe. cuz damn that thing must have skid marks.
[13:14] Princess Biglestia: Snrrrj.
[13:14] Princess Biglestia: You're terrible
[13:14] Princess Biglestia: No really stop, it's all terrible :P
[13:16] Pumpkin Abondance: I'm good to go for being a dad
[13:16] Pumpkin Abondance: "Ugh, @groanzone"
[13:20] Princess Biglestia: Pffft.
[13:21] Pumpkin Abondance: I haven't even started my skeleton humor
[13:21] Pumpkin Abondance: I'm pretty sure it would knock you dead
[13:24] Princess Biglestia: You've left me bone-dry here
[13:25] Pumpkin Abondance: I hope you weren't too bonely
[13:26] Princess Biglestia: My ribs, please, give them a break.
[13:27] Pumpkin Abondance: Come on, have some humerus
[13:28] Princess Biglestia: I think I'll need to talk to you toMarrow
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Lastly, if a kink isn't there, or in the maybe, just ask, I'm rather flexible. But don't go askin' me for anything in the no zone; No means no!