[b]Profile is a WIP![/b]
[b]This character is from the Valve game, Team Fortress 2[/b]
[hr][big][color=red]The Sniper[/color][/big] — Mr. Mundy, RED Team, Kiwi, Hat Enthusiast
[i][indent][small]A lanky smelly bushman with a massive cock.
"I have a big cock, and therefore I am 100% sexy all the time, even when taking a shit.[/small][/indent][/i][hr]
[b][u]Appearance[/u][/b]
[indent]The first thing one's eye is drawn to is his incredibly long legs. It's almost as if the man walks on stilts, but the mellow gait the bushman ambles about with confirms that these legs are all his own. His thighs are thin, and calves display a nice shapely curve under tight, boot-cut pants, which would make any woman of the 18th century swoon. Naturally, these stunning hirsute legs make the bushman quite a tall man. His build isn't all too impressive, however. His arms are strong from lugging around his scoped rifle, but his back is bad. He has a terrible posture from sitting down all day, waiting for someone to come along that he can shoot. He's not incredibly physically capable, either. Mundy is easily overpowered by most other classes, but he might have a stronger upper body than most Scouts. He measures about 6'1 without the heeled, tanned hide boots he usually sports. The heel adds an extra inch, making him 6'2 when wearing them. These boots, seemingly uncharacteristic of Mundy, are expensive, chosen for their style rather than for their functionality. The rest of his attire is quite standard: a brown vest issued by Mann Co., accompanied by a red shirt beneath. The shirt may or may not have buttons, but is usually tucked into his pants. Mundy is most often seen with tight, brown pants that are held up by a belt. His hands are big, but his fingers are long and bony. His hands tend to get dirty when out in the field, but Mundy does tend to keep them fairly clean when at home.

Most would describe Mundy as a handsome man, unfortunate overbite and all. His face is long, and almost sad looking at times, while mysteriously aloof at others. Skin baked light brown from years of sitting under the hot Australian sun. There is something about the bushman's appearance that makes him appear much older than 30. It's a bit depressing to Mundy, as he can see it; his outer appearance deteriorating from stress. He knew he used to be quite the looker back when he was younger. He keeps care of his appearance and personal hygiene quite regularly, brushing his coffee-stained teeth in the morning, shaving his face, and brushing his hair. Yes, Mundy goes so far as to brush his hair, keeping it away from being styled by his hat. He styles his hair after Elvis Presley's. When his hair gets long, it gets quite curly and thick. Yet, the man often forgoes showering... His somber eyes are the colour of the sky, but are usually hidden behind tinted frames.[/indent]

[b][u]Personality[/u][/b]
[indent]Mundy is an aloof assassin hired by Reliable Excavation Demolition, a subsidiary of TF Industries. As a loner by choice, he prefers to keep to himself and is dissociative with people. The cordially politeness the man is known for is simply that; a mask to wear to make human-interaction bearable. As one would expect, Mundy quite treasures his solitude and quiet time. He gets very grumpy when this silence is disrupted. It should be noted that the man is extremely passive aggressive; during combat he often mutters insults directed to his current target, and when winning in a fight, humiliation is his ultimate high. He doesn't think much of his co-workers either, as he was fully ready to inject Demoman, and Miss Pauling with a lethal dose of alcohol after getting what information he needed. While his persona borders on misanthropy, Mundy just wants to be left alone.

Outside of combat, the same man skulks about, trying his best to remain under the radar. He lives out on the outskirts of Teufort in his van, alone in the New Mexican wilderness. He hunts and fishes for his food, an intense frugality and need to be self-reliant limits him from purchasing anything that he can't get himself. Despite this, the bushman is quite a bit more relaxed when not being threatened with a nauseating trip to respawn every five seconds. He can be good-humoured if the situation will allow it, and he's more open to human contact. Heck, he's more than open to dancing or casual chit-chat during their leisure hours. That wont change the other merc's perception of him, as he isn't very well liked due to his aloofness. As a result, he'll still keep his distance on a personal level. Even if one may consider him a dear friend, Mundy is far less likely to vouch for it. He's more likely to want to sit behind the crowd, back to the wall, watching everything. He's quite skilled at noticing little ticks in one's locomotions and files the information away for later, probably to know where to aim if he ever needed to pop their head off.

He is unrivalled when it comes to his job. While his reflexes are second to none, it is his ability to keep a level head and steady hand when under fire that truly make Mundy a master of his craft. More often than not, he'll be the one to shoot first, especially if he spots an enemy off guard. However, if the situation says otherwise, he's more than happy to sit back in a hiding place to watch and wait. Mundy also has the intense desire to win and prove himself better than his opponents. Missing an easy shot is cause for intense humiliation.[/indent]
[collapse=Headcanons][b]Be polite.[/b]
Sniper has spent the better part of his life alone, secluded in the Australian wilderness. As such, he has an extensive knowledge of how to make it on his own in the wild. He is very self-reliant, and Sniper is a man who prefers to keep to himself. He is the wallflower at the back of the room, silently judging the rest of the cast. He often blends right into the furniture, and is cause for surprise if he ever were to speak up, simply because the room's participants had no idea of his presence. He prefers to keep encounters curtly short. Since he spends so much time by himself, the bushman is not very proficient when it comes to speaking with others. He remains affably aloof in the company of colleagues and avoids drawing attention to himself. When approached, he remains unfazed, instead reciprocating with the cardboard kindness that gets him through the day.

[b]Be efficient.[/b]
Although the man would never let on, he has a massive ego. Mundy firmly believes himself to be the best in his profession (but with the stats he has, how can he not?). As such, he has a great aversion to anything that may threaten this. For example, if he were to be challenged by another sniper, he'll decline without hesitation. Losing is too great a risk that Mr. Mundy can take — it would absolutely destroy his self-confidence. The bushman can get extremely bratty when he doesn't get what he wants, as well. This usually results in the man throwing a tantrum rivaling even that of the worst man-children, or Mundy simply taking what he wants by force.

[b]Have a plan.[/b]
He is also not one for commitment, and hates being tied down. This love of freedom also means that Sniper is a bad decision maker. He prefers to keep his options open, so just picking one can be stressful. Also on the subject of decision making, he needs quite a bit of time to come to a confident conclusion. While in battle, this can be a hindrance. Sniper would not make for a good leader, and would prefer to not do it in the first place. The man prefers to be told what to do, and he will follow through to a T.

[b]...to kill everyone you meet.[/b]
He thinks lightly of murder and homicide. It's been completely rationalized in his twisted little mind. Sniper would spare no time in slitting one's throat if they asked for it. Heck, even if someone was begging to be saved, Mundy would put a bullet in their brain to shut them up. However, he prefers to refrain from the mess that bloodletting can cause. He thinks it's brutal, barbaric, and highly unprofessional, so he looks down on the projectile classes like Demo and Solly.

[b]Not a crazed gunman.[/b]
Despite his fear of commitments and love of solitude, Sniper is a family man. His own adoptive parents taught him that family is of the utmost importance. They were always there when Sniper was feeling down, they built him up and supported him in his time of need. Mundy would do absolutely anything for his mum and dad, he adores them. Even despite his father's disapproval and apparent estrangement on fault of Sniper's so called 'profession', he still cares very much for his father. It hurts him that the man finds his job in bad taste. If Sniper could get over his aversion to commitment, he would very much like to start a family...

[b]Piss off ya wanker![/b]
Mundy is a giant pervert. It isn't often that he's not horny or trying to get off. However, since he fails so badly at talking to people, he rarely gets any action. Though he isn't a virgin, he is fairly inexperienced. He would be lying if he said he's never used the stock of his rifle to get off, before. There's also been times when he's gotten hard from a spree of fatal headshots. If the offer ever arose, Sniper would definitely hop on the chance to have sex. However, he may or may not decline, given the company present (he [i]does[/i] have a reputation to keep up, after all!). During humiliation rounds celebrating RED's victory, he's more than happy to take advantage of any helpless BLU. Although, he ends up getting more action during RED's defeat... He spends an (probably) unhealthy amount of time wanking off when in private.

[collapse=Quirks]• Avid coffee drinker (but decaf only)
• Hates being tied down
• Grew up listening to Elvis (his dad didn't like it much)
• Smoking's a vice he's picked up to help deal with stress
• He's not sure whether he likes animals, or just likes eating animals
• Actually incredibly weak when compared to the other mercenaries (even Scout!). He is pretty awful at close combat
• Weapons are his fetish. He would get along well with Heavy if the Russian weren't so protective over his gun!
• He is regular drinking buddies with Demoman and Engie
• Even so, he's (his father was) incredibly racist, so he's probably gotten into a few drunken fights with Demo over little insensitive remarks (Obviously ending with Sniper's teeth embedded into the floor.)
• Fond of friendly Medics and enjoys the company of friendly Scouts
• Intense rivalry with Spies (both allied and enemy)
• Doesn't care much for the rest of the mercs. Gets irritable when around (stupid) people for too long.
• Doesn't mind sticking around for cards or betting, as it poses a chance to make some money
• Also, he loves money and is very greedy and frugal despite making one of the highest salaries of all the mercs
• Loves going for long drives
• Air planes and boat rides upset his stomach
• Fond of dancing and music (can also play the saxophone)
• His favourite colour might be dark green
• He likes food a lot. Barbecued meat is a favourite.
• Has a bad back from sitting down all day
• Got into fights with his dad a lot while growing up, so he's a bit of a Mama's boy and likes being babied
• Despite the bad relationship, he cares very much for his father
• He likes peaches (especially those sugary peach candies)
• Is a chronic masturbator.[/collapse]
[right][eicon]sdada[/eicon] [eicon]hgjf[/eicon] [eicon]gegfv[/eicon] [eicon]m a d[/eicon][/right][/collapse][hr][hr][collapse=OOC]Hiya. I don't take myself very seriously, but I'd like to think I'm serious about writing. I'm here to roleplay and improve my writing, so I'm open to hearing criticisms, if you so choose.

Please feel free to contact me for any kind of roleplay, either through notes, or during the off chance you catch me in the IRC. I check this website about once or twice a week, unless I have something going on.

For Maybe kinks, just ask first, okay? I'm willing to budge on just about anything if we get along well. Custom kinks marked with a [b]*[/b] or [b]![/b] are [b]in character[/b] and do not affect my opinion on them, but are things that will arouse (or not arouse) my character.[/collapse]