[justify][quote][color=pink][big][i]Hey, Mister, would you milk me, maybe? I'm just really sore right now... I promise you can drink all you want, and I'll return the favor too![/i][/big][/color]
[i][b][right]-[color=pink]Melody Moloko[/color], to a man she's never met[/right][/b][/i][/quote]
[center][color=pink][big][b]NEW FROM GENOMICS CO, YOUR BIOLOGICAL SOLUTIONS TO TODAY'S PROBLEMS![/b][/big][/color][/center]
[color=pink]Introducing the latest in our line of must-have kemonomimi pets, the Milk-Shaker[sup]TM[/sup]! Our latest undeniably cute variant on our standard ushimimi has all the bust you'd expect from the full-size model along with the milk output to match, but at almost half the size![/color]

[color=pink]But that's not the best part! Owners of our previous ushimimi models may have noticed that their breastmilk had a tendency to take on certain flavors. With the latest and greatest addition to our line of top-quality kemonomimi, we're fully embracing this feature! The Milk-Shaker[sup]TM[/sup] is designed for anyone and everyone looking to slake their sweet tooth with their pet's milk! While the Milk-Shaker[sup]TM[/sup] will produce vanilla-flavored milk initially, after just a few meals of something sweet, her milk will assume that's food's flavor profile![/color]

[color=pink]For a limited time, we invite the public to try out the Milk-Shaker[sup]TM[/sup] at select locations for absolutely no cost! If you're lucky enough to find one of our demonstration models where you live, please take advantage of this limited-time offer!

The first ten thousand orders will receive an ice cream maker, [i]absolutely free![/i] Use your Milk-Shaker[sup]TM[/sup] to perfect your favorite frozen treat!

[sub]Genomics CO assumes no liability for increased weight, sex drive, ejaculation size, etc. etc. as a result of usage of this product, or for any property damage, medical expenses, or loss of virginity incurred by the product itself. All Genomics CO products are sold as-is, with no implied warranty beyond that included with the purchase.

Warranty void if left unmilked for seven consecutive days.[/sub][/color][/justify]