[u][i][b][color=black]Oᴠᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ[/color][/b][/i][/u]
[color=white]This profile was made to provide a catch all for rps involving suffering, despair, horror and, occasionally, gore. Each would be good but all of them would be lovely, especially with a nice, detailed plot. I tend to enjoy demented characters that have a tragic past that fails to justify their actions. Favourite settings would be cyberpunk, post-apocalyptic and medieval.[/color]

[u][i][b][color=black]Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ[/color][/b][/i][/u]
[b][color=white]Note here:
This Profile is for horror, story and smut. Parts of it may be seen as disturbing (which, it admittedly is) by those who read it. Others may just seem silly (which, again, it admittedly is). I repeat kinks on character profiles not because I am stupid (well, entirely stupid), but because I try to keep each specific to each character[/color].[/b]

[u][i][b][color=black]Wᴏʀᴋs ɪɴ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴇss[/color][/b][/i][/u]
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[color=white]1. This is a profile aimed at suffering. Disturbing ideas or themes are of great interest to me. Keep this in mind if you message me.
2. It's hard to find torturing a lump of meat interesting (as the Saw movies demonstrate) so poorly developed characters are of little interest to me.
3. Please speak English. If you want to do something that involves writing and if you don't understand the laws of English you could always use spell-check or a translator. I know I do.
4. I am quite poor at remaining attentive to something over a long period of time or notifying my partners if I'm currently AFK. If this isn't a problem for you, that's great! Also, don't be afraid to poke me if you feel I'm writing slow.
5. If you don't read the profile and come in demanding I rp with you and trying to guilt me into an rp, [u][b]fuck off.[/b][/u][/color]

[collapse=Physical Appearance (In case you decide to mess with it in a room)][color=white]What you see before you is, seemingly, an [url=http://www.lotr.be/layout/palantir.png]opaque glass ball[/url] marked only by the patches of dark blue that swirl around underneath it. Reflecting no light what so ever, the ball is tilted at a slight angle, almost as if it had recently moved. In front of it and protruding from some strange area, is a pipe of what appears to be a fine [url=http://www.wellcoolstuff.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/ep2.jpg]gentleman's pipe[/url] with either a classy black lacquer or has been made of the finest ebony. It's been polished to a shine, the end of the pipe letting out a steady stream of smoke puffs.[/color]

[color=pink]Princess:[/color][color=white] Princess is Mac's long tired, cuckolding and evil bitch of a wife; a severed male Draenei head. His love for her is dead and rotten after her countless failures and incessant cheating. Princess looks like a typical male Draenei head, but the tentacle beard has been sliced off and attached to the back of her head, as like a typical female Draenei. Her lips are a whorish red and her eyes are literally covered in make-up [s]because the originals have been burned out.[/s][/color]

[url=http://s19.postimg.org/3ry14li1v/mac_x_severed_head_otp.png]THE HAPPY COUPLE![/url] {Credit goes to Mailorder Superhero}
[url=http:[email protected]]A portrait by the lovely Dragocorn[/url][collapse=Current Events]The Ball has recently been acquired by one [icon]Kuryuu Kohaku[/icon], who now brings it with her most everywhere she goes.[/collapse][/collapse][collapse=Questions?][color=white][quote]Why do you rp?[/quote] A decent question, considering this profile is not the most sexual out there. Why do I rp? Because it's fun. It passes the time. It helps me write. But most of all, it lets me indulge my imagination. I get to work out all the crazy monsters, tortures and horrors that plague me at times and use them to fuel my own writing. Of course, now and then, a scenario might prove pleasing on...other levels as well.
[quote]This profile doesn't seem very subby yet you have "usually dom" ticked. Why?[/quote]Well, it's simple. I like to torture and I like to dominate. I like to be tortured but I dpn't like to sub. A relationship with no true dominant is fine (if something I am unused to but eager to try) but a relationship with me as the sub, no matter who is giving or receiving the pain, I won't be happy. The thought of submitting to another's will is intolerable.
[quote]Do you [b]ever[/b] sub?[/quote]Yes, actually. I sub when the RP calls for it, such as you killing a character to show a change in yours or for any other reason that pops. Generally, I don't sub as one of my main characters and I like the subbing being as short as possible e.g. after your character's been put through some rather stress-inducing, crippling surgery and torment they decide to take out their aggression on a poor unfortunate soul.
[quote]Well, what kind of stories do you like?[/quote]Imaginative. Imaginative with dark themes and horror is awesome, especially if we get multiple characters going. As for actual story content, that varies. I like journey's through worlds, quests and the sort. whether it be as the GM or the player. Especially when it might involve corrupting and destroying a few things along the way. I can go for something very simple, a domestic setting with a drunken abusive father/mother and their terrorised child or something more eccentric like a cyborg who's trying to make itself human via using as many human organs as possible in its own construction.
[quote]You seem really scary...(Yes, I've actually heard this before.)[/quote]To be honest, if the little that I've put on here has put you off for being too extreme or scary then, well, I guess you [b]would[/b] call me scary. Now, if we talk OOC, I'm not going to tell you about the time I ate that baby in front of its parents (they taste like chicken) but I might broach a few things you might find extreme even in the jokes I use or what I find hilarious (see prior baby comment). If that's a problem...You can tell there's a pattern forming, yeah?
[quote]Hey, I'm one of those subs/switches that has a brain and enjoys having fun in OOC. Is that a threat to your authority? (Yes, this has come up before as well)[/quote]God no. Those subs with a fair amount of snark and personality even OOC are great. They're my favourites. If you want to mock me or have some craic, go ahead. I never take anything, especially myself, seriously. Please though, don't go too far and be one of those people who tries to piss off the dom OOC. It's just rude and annoying and kills my interest in you.
[quote]Hey, how are you for OOC domination?[/quote]I can do it. It doesn't really ring my bell but eh, I like to make my partners happy.
[quote]And OOC?[/quote]I love OOC, but I can leave it out if you want. I try to be as friendly and kind as possible but please, excuse my bouts of insanity. If I offend, it's never intended (unless the words fucking asshole keep cropping up). But, if you are very sensitive to your ego or any particular topics, I might accidentally tred on your toes.
[quote]Hey, what's all this about bisexual and yet you won't play with my character?[/quote]Easily explained. I've enjoyed very few of the MxM rps I've done and, more to the point, I only find certain members of that community attractive.
[quote]You don't like furs? Ugh.[/quote]Sorry. My dog has fur and I never ever ever ever ever ever want to picture sexing something with fur. Never mind the fact about how fucking weird the sensation of fur would be when included in sex.
[quote]What the hell is with all these symbols near the kinks?[/quote]Kinks with similar symbols next to them are interconnected and, for the most part, flow into one another.
[quote]Why only custom kinks/drop downs?[/quote] I think a generalized kink list doesn't work; It doesn't get across why or how you enjoy the things you do. Thus, all the drop downs and customs.
[quote]You mention freaks and monsters. Could you clarify what you mean by that?[/quote] Well, dearest sir, you have the cyan link above for monsters! In regards of humanoid characters, I like them deformed too such as [color=red][WARNING, RL PICS AHEAD. SOME MAY HAVE GORE][/color], [url=http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltl69xQOy11qgd4u4o1_1280.jpg]Chelsea[/url] [url=http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnlveqnx51r8vrhxo1_500.jpg]grins[/url], [url=http://api.ning.com/files/qEtmLLcXiWipBDvsKmZfsRGTLkYSrRuUbVzAVHygyrg_/critter_tongue_split.jpg]split tongues[/url] and [url=http://www.bagofnothing.com/DSC00279.JPG]missing eyes[/url].
[/color][/collapse][collapse=Literary Concepts {Pretentious shit goes here}][color=white]These aren't kinks. These are just ways of writing, clarifications and little literary spices I enjoy sprinkled in my rps. I don't need them, but including them will make me wetter than a girl with a backstage ticket to a Justin Bieber and One Direction joint concert.

Contrasts: "Oh no, there's a giant barbarian charging at me, swinging a sword bigger than me!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Oh no, now he's sitting down next to me! Aaaaahhhhhh!? Oh no, now he's wondering whether he ever wanted to be a raider or was he pushed into it by his society? Aaahhh?" Basically? The big dumb monster is actually quite intelligent, the shy nerd has a vicious streak and the noble knight is more...morally ambiguous.

Realistic Character Interactions: Yes, for all you smart asses out there, our characters will be interacting anyway, but its how that's important. I prefer it where interaction is not stilted and choppy, where you genuinely act on how your character would act in such a situation. None of this contrived porn logic that drives smut in all its many, glorious forms.

Irony: Because nothing is funnier than some schmuck trying to save his wife, only to end up killing her himself.

Dramatic Irony: Dramatic irony is when the words and actions of the characters of a work of literature have a different meaning for the reader than they do for the characters. In this case, we know more than our characters and so, while their actions are horrifying, to us they are amusing.[/color]

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Beige Prose: Easily read, descriptive speech which is plain and direct. Done well, it's informative and lacks the loquaciousness of purple prose {and the word, loquaciousness XD} Done badly, it's boring and lifeless.[/color]

[color=purple]Purple Prose: Overly flowery speech with a lot of similes, metaphors and obscure words being used. Done well, it makes a book (and an rp) awesome. Done badly, it's unintelligible.[/color]

[color=white]Imaginative Characters: Characters which are particularly amazing, such as a [url=http://www.f-list.net/c/Shanghai]mosquitokimi[/url], [url=http://www.f-list.net/c/stonehorns/]an entirely new species[/url] or one set in a original world. Add in interesting quirks and such and you have a DEAL MAKER. OK? A deal maker. Likewise, the common busty young, virginal girl or femboi are somewhat boring to me, but I won't dismiss you out of hand.[/color]
[/collapse][collapse=An informed opinion of me, as made by others and other great quotes][color=white][13:15 PM]Barbarian: [/color][b][color=red]M[/color][color=orange]a[/color][color=yellow]c[/color] [color=green]i[/color][color=cyan]s[/color] [color=blue]a[/color] [color=purple]d[/color][color=red]i[/color][color=blue]c[/color][color=pink]k[/color][color=red].[/color][/b]

[color=white][21:34 PM] Emma Tavish: You perplex me. In all of the worst ways. Like an interestingly coloured [/color][color=cyan]s[/color][color=blue]h[/color][color=cyan]i[/color][color=blue]t[/color].

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[u]Please, I can't handle all this pussy[/u]
[4:09 AM] Feri Ceffylau she grunts difficultly as she bears the brunt of the drugs affects, coming out of it with little of the effect of the medicine on her. she shudders, and is knocked to her knees, unable to focus on both people at once, know on her side, she struggles to get back forward, but arms grasping against her back again further hindering her ability to fight. the warning seemed to frighten her more than the kick "I .. I don't want this.. please. I'm scared. cats.. not cats. anything but cats"
[4:10 AM] Siegmund Koertig: >"I .. I don't want this.. please. I'm scared. cats.. not cats. anything but cats"
[4:10 AM] Siegmund Koertig: QUOOOOOTE FIIIIIILE
[4:10 AM] Alexandra Valiant: A cat is never fine.
[4:14 AM] Line The Shinificer Line chuckles and rubs Feri's head. "I however am a cat." He grinds his groin against the back of the girl's head. "This IS a cat cock." He rubs her ears and gently runs his claws through her hair. "These are cat hands with cat claws, and now you're a cat's prey."
[4:15 AM] Line The Shinificer: >it's cold
[4:15 AM] Mactator: {Dear god, I'm in stiches}
[4:15 AM] Line The Shinificer: >I'm hungry
[4:15 AM] Line The Shinificer: >I wish these cats would stop raping me

[u]Sluts should keep journals[/u]
[14:24 PM] Geselle: Oh wait.
[14:24 PM] Geselle: I did fuck Mal.
[14:24 PM] Malaren: she's kicked me a few times, maybe
[14:24 PM] Mactator: HA
[14:24 PM] Malaren: did you?
[14:24 PM] Geselle: I think I did.
[14:25 PM] Malaren: I remember someone got me preggers and ran away
[14:25 PM] Faye Sorelle: ...I'm not that surprised honestly. Even though I don't know who Jack is, I can see the others getting flack for being as abrasive as they are. S'not like I really have too much room to talk but yeah.
[14:25 PM] Malaren: but I don't think that was you
[14:25 PM] Geselle: That wasn't me.
[14:25 PM] Malaren: and got eaten out
[14:25 PM] Malaren: but that was Chiie
[14:25 PM] Malaren: hmm
[14:25 PM] Malaren: you know, I'm so slutty, I don't even remember everyone
[14:25 PM] Malaren: :c
[14:25 PM] Mactator: PFFFFT
[14:26 PM] Felicia Daring won't fuck Malaren then. Just cuddles!
[14:26 PM] Faye Sorelle might suggest Malaren keep a journal?[/color]

A blow by blow of a back pedal:
[color=white][11:00 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I don't know if I'd be interested in that if that's what it boiled down to.
[11:01 AM] Senegawa Moriko: ...But if there was buildup to it. I suppose I could deign to accept.
[11:01 AM] Mactator: Buildup?
[11:01 AM] Senegawa Moriko: It can't just boil down to that, you see. You know about, like..."the long tail?"
[11:01 AM] Senegawa Moriko: It's a sales model. Even if the most popular things sell millions, companies have all the other crappy stuff to make the MAJORITY of their sales.
[11:02 AM] Mactator: Never heard of that.
[11:02 AM] Mactator: Makes sense though, like what Apple does
[11:02 AM] Senegawa Moriko: Exactly.
[11:02 AM] Senegawa Moriko: Amazon is the example I was given.[/color][color=green]
[11:02 AM] Senegawa Moriko: And in a more macabre example, 9-11.
[11:03 AM] Senegawa Moriko: How many deaths were there then? Not nearly as many as those that occurred over a much longer timespan.[/color] {Going good here}.
[color=cyan][11:03 AM] Senegawa Moriko: ...
[11:03 AM] Senegawa Moriko: U-Um.
[11:03 AM] Senegawa Moriko: What I'm trying to say is that the "climax" isn't when I climax. It's the building action that does it for me.[/color] {Oh, we just had a small stumble. The backpedal is now being prepared.}
[color=white][11:03 AM] Mactator: Wow.
[11:03 AM] Mactator: WOW.[/color]
[color=green][11:04 AM] Senegawa Moriko: Ok.
[11:04 AM] Senegawa Moriko: Fine.
[11:04 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I think that was closer to a GENUINE self-admission of a desire to be shunned.
[11:04 AM] Senegawa Moriko: Wait, what's prompting that wow WOW x2 combo?[/color] {A strong, valiant recovery. We might see a-
[color=white][11:04 AM] Mactator: [11:03 AM] Senegawa Moriko: How many deaths were there then? Not nearly as many as those that occurred over a much longer timespan.[/color]
[color=yellow][11:05 AM] Senegawa Moriko: OK, FINE
[11:05 AM] Senegawa Moriko: IT WAS A POLITICAL CARTOON I SAW
[11:05 AM] Senegawa Moriko: IT EXPLAINS THE SAME CONCEPT
[11:05 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I'M NOT CRAZY[/color] {The backpedal happens quite rapidly; an erraticness is present that shows our subject could approach a meltdown.}
[color=white][11:05 AM] Mactator: You used the two towers and all the lives that were lost there to describe how yo enjoy sex.[/color]
[color=orange][11:06 AM] Senegawa Moriko: ok
[11:06 AM] Senegawa Moriko: so
[11:06 AM] Senegawa Moriko: mistakes were made[/color] {A minor admission of guilt is made, to cover how bad the screw up is. Stage orange.}
[color=white][11:06 AM] Mactator: I mean
[11:06 AM] Mactator: I can't even
[11:06 AM] Mactator: What
[11:06 AM] Mactator: What[/color]
[color=red][11:06 AM] Senegawa Moriko: Listen!
[11:06 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I was using it to describe a CONCEPT[/color]
[color=white][11:06 AM] Mactator: I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable now...[/color]
[color=red][11:07 AM] Senegawa Moriko: Shit! I'm sorry!
[11:07 AM] Senegawa Moriko: Fucking hell, blame my weird thought associations, not me![/color] {The backpedal is at its height. Our subject has now completely crumbled and will do anything to escape the current situation.}
[color=white][11:07 AM] Mactator: Well, uh[/color]
[color=black][11:10 AM] Senegawa Moriko: No, it's fine.[/color]
[color=white][11:10 AM] Mactator: [10:45 AM] Mactator: Also, you're fun to tease[/color]
[color=black][11:10 AM] Senegawa Moriko: At this point, I've ceased to shoot myself in the foot and opted instead to lovingly nestle a hand grenade under my delicate sole.
[11:10 AM] Senegawa Moriko: w
[11:10 AM] Senegawa Moriko: don't tell me you were just being a dick[/color] {The back pedal has reached its final stages; acceptance and revelation.}
[color=white][11:10 AM] Mactator: XD
[11:10 AM] Mactator: WHY WOULD I GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT AMERICA
[11:10 AM] Senegawa Moriko: YOU STUPID ASS
[11:11 AM] Mactator: I'm Irish you bimbo
[11:11 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I KNOW THAT YOU BELLEND
[11:11 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I WAS SWEATING
[11:11 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN MORE MORTIFIED IN MY LIFE
[11:11 AM] Mactator: I was tempted to continue but I was suspecting you were preparing to fet offline
[11:12 AM] Mactator: That was a good laugh.
[11:12 AM] Senegawa Moriko: Fuck you!
[11:12 AM] Mactator: Well, now you're admitting you want to anyway.
[11:13 AM] Mactator: The backpedealing
[11:13 AM] Mactator: Oh god
[11:13 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I never fucking said that!
[11:13 AM] Senegawa Moriko: SHUT THE FUCK UP
[11:13 AM] Mactator: [11:06 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I was using it to describe a CONCEPT
[11:13 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I DEAL WITH THAT IN REAL LIFE SOMETIMES, IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING
[11:13 AM] Mactator: I'm literally dying.
[11:13 AM] Mactator: No, you clearly just said you want to fuck me
[11:13 AM] Mactator: [11:12 AM] Senegawa Moriko: Fuck you!
[11:14 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I will kill you.
[11:14 AM] Senegawa Moriko: I will fucking kill you.
[11:14 AM] Mactator: Again, to me, that's just an admission of arousal


[17:56] TheInvincibleWan: One day, Anchorite.
[17:56] Eva Jones: Literally every Tyranid profile on here is into ovi.
[17:56] Caelyn Ela: Everyone has a muscle in their ear
[color=purple][17:56] Vexa: Shrike is a slut for tails[/color]
[17:56] Caelyn Ela: Few people know how to flap it
[17:56] Anara Thalsea: What's the point of 'nidding if no ovi?
[17:56] Caelyn Ela: same shit with magic.
[17:57] Anchorite wiggles her tail, she can pump many, many eggs into bodies.
[17:57] Eva Jones just sits on Anchorite's shoulder, her feet idly drumming on her chitin.
[17:57] Vexa is capable of ovi, too
[17:57] Vexa tail-fives
[17:57] Alectrus Magefeather: Alex: The awakening of a latent spark of potential is pretty cool, yeah.
[17:57] Caelyn Ela: And trying to explain how to do it is like trying to explain a blind person what vision is.
[17:57] Alagor Bertram has a tentacle monster that can also put eggs.
[17:57] Alex Marcellus: Yeah, I love Aletrus
[17:57] Alectrus Magefeather just turns people into hens. :P
[color=pink][17:57] TheInvincibleWan: I'm a slut for everything, let me be honest here.[/color] [i][color=black]Classy, isn't she?[/color][/i] [/color].[/collapse]

[color=white][collapse=Current Cravings]???[/collapse][/color][color=white][collapse=Logs of Past Affairs]Just going to stick some ideas/parts of ideas here that I really want to do or have an interest in exploring here.

[collapse=The Trophy Chest {Logs}][i][color=white]You shouldn't be here but you couldn't keep away, right? RIGHT? Come on, go up to the chest...Open it...See what's inside.[/color][/i]

[centre][img=94959]trophycase[/img][/centre]

[i][color=white]My trophies and collection, memoirs one and all; please. Peruse them but use gloves unless you want...Well, unless you want an intimate knowledge of their histories...[/color][/i]

Short-term:
[url=http://pastebin.com/r1P6g2qS]A single ruptured purple jewel, tainted with pulsating black veins amongst the fragments of a hammer head.[/url]
[url=http://pastebin.com/YStshSbQ]A brain-tank, holding a rather withered looking human brain and attached to it, a single mechanical eye. [/url]
[url=http://pastebin.com/FXm9VA21]A picture of 12 good friends standing next to a jeep; they're all dressed for a third-world adventure and in the middle of the picture is a girl with hair like fire and a smile like honey.[/url]
[url=http://pastebin.com/faiyevvc]A specimen case with some wriggling kind of larvae pinned to the red velvet; it's still squirming.[/url]
[url=http://pastebin.com/cMByEm2b]A set of cheap if well-maintained glasses, caught in a rat trap.[/url]
[url=http://pastebin.com/RrpPBGMX]A sleek and expensive black and gold date book, with the words "Teatro Sádica" stamped on the front in silver-pink script.[/url]

Long-Term:
[url=http://pastebin.com/uCNY8gjw]A gorgeous, perfect rose in a stained glass case. The glass is a mixture of black and dark green, with the impression of hyphae or tendrils slithering along it.[/url][/collapse][/collapse][/color]