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A lifelong fringe-lingering outcast, Higgs Bonbon seems to go out of his way to both isolate himself and to deter would-be harassers. Those who DO approach are met with open arms, tea and cookies, and hours of free lectures on nothing in particular. That's the thing about Higgs; he can't decide on one specific thing he wishes to excel in, his topic of choice inadvertently bleeding into almost any other field, leaving him at least moderately knowledgable on most scientific subjects.

Isolating himself naturally led to some bizarre mannerisms as well, leaving him opinionated, brutally honest and absolutely shameless in flaunting his hedonistic lifestyle. An air of charisma and self-confidence is the result, able to sway even the most normal and boring of folks into letting loose despite his chubby body and nasally voice.

While appearing quite unhealthy and overweight, he's got killer stamina and walks regularily, packing thick muscle underneath the jiggling layer of fat that adorns his thighs and rear. His long eyelashes and baggy eyes give the impression of mascara and eye shadow, and his soft puffy lips are always prepared to flash a mischievous overbite grin, with a cackle befitting the most mad of scientists humming from his nostrils. He's not reserved in teasing those that show interest, either.

Naturally, he lives alone, and while he has many hobbies and talents he's prone to long periods of procrastination, which feeds into a deeply depressed and lonely nature. His appearance and behavior may or may not be a facade to hide these weaknesses...