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[indent][b]-What are the characters-[/b][/indent]
A trio of orcs with uncanny handsomeness and an unusual amount of charisma, travelling around the world righting wrongs and getting into troubles!

[indent][b]-Who are the characters-[/b][/indent]
[big]Vakgar[/big] is the leader, that managed to save his two new friends from death, and now acts as a "big brother" figure, looking after them and keeping them away from trouble. His leadership skills are unbeatable, managing to use the most out of his brethren's natural abilities. While he always keeps a stern attitude towards his brethren, he is a careful type that's always worried with his newfound friends.

[big]Rogg[/big] is the brains of the operation, always devising a devilish plan to escape out of problematic situations, or at least to minimize the damage. The oldest of the trio and notoriously the wisest and strongest-looking, with plenty of life experience and a well-put quote of knowledge on the tip of his tongue.

[big]Akkim[/big] is the natural-born hunter, with amazing bow skills and dexterous hands, occupying the role of the rogue and thief. Nimble and fast in contrast to his orc frame, he's the youngest of the trio and usually the one that gets into most trouble, due to his hard-headed attitude. Still inexperienced in the ways of life compared to his fellow orcs, he has that brash and headstrong personality that happens to many youngsters of his race.

(Using the icon on the left as reference, from left to right: Akkim, Vakgar and Rogg)

[indent][b]-What sort of characters I'm looking to play with-[/b][/indent]
Basically, any female character that can be found in a fantasy setting, humanoid races and species alike.

[indent][b]-What sort of situations the I'm looking to RP in-[/b][/indent]
*Adventurers on the same party
*Known acquaintances
*A sleazy casual meeting in a random tavern
*Male prostitution

Characters meant for story and sex driven scenarios in Fantasy/Modern Fantasy settings. Consensual scenes with females of different backgrounds and occupations, orcs prefered but humans, elves and other races are good to go as well.

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[indent][indent][indent][indent][b]Handsome Orc Trio is recorded in front of a live studio audience.[/b][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent]

[indent][indent][color=green][big]The [b]Vakgar Band[/b], a trio of handsome orcs living it large, [s]bedding[/s] saving damsels and [s]s[/s]laying baddies![/big][/color][/indent][/indent]

The Handsome Orc Trio (or H.O.T.) is a group featuring three of the most handsome orcs around! [b][color=red]This profile is not a hub[/color][/b], it acts as a way to roleplay with the three characters at the same time, even if there is no obligation of doing with the three (it can be with only one or two). A profile for each one of them is being considered for one-on-one (or two-on-one or who-knows-what-you-have-in-mind) scenes: maybe each of them have their own share of adventures while looping away from the rest of the team, and who knows what shenanigans will ensue from that!

[quote][b]-My friends, take a look at those folks in the distance approaching quickly! I do wonder what are their plans...
-Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Rogg. Dose ain't normal folks, dose are brigands!
-It's not a fair assumption that a small group of heavily armed humans are bandits looking to steal our possessions, Akkim. Don't you remember our conversation about prejudice and what values does it bring t--
-I don't want to interrupt the discussion, but those heavily armed men are coming straight at us![/b]
[indent]The group facing a seemingly unbeatable group of foes.[/indent][/quote]

[collapse=The Loyal Leader, Vakgar]
[quote][b]"I don't want to know who started it, I want to know who's going to solve it! You cover me while I find a way to take them out!"[/b]
[indent]Vakgar yelling to his allies, trying to not explode the veins on his neck while staying behind a cover, currently being perfurated by arrows.[/indent][/quote]

[b]Name[/b]: Vakgar
[b]Race[/b]: Orc
[b]Class[/b]: Fighter
[b]Aliases/nicknames[/b]: Gary
[b]Gender[/b]: Male
[b]Age[/b]: 18
[b]Date of Birth[/b]: Unknown
[b]Place of Birth[/b]: A jungle in the eastern area of the continent
[b]Current Residence[/b]: None, he's a travelling adventurer!
[b]Height[/b]: 188 cm / 6'1"
[b]Weight[/b]: 84 kg / 185 lb
[b]Body Type:[/b] Toned
[b]Hair[/b]: Black
[b]Eyes[/b]: Dark Brown
[b]Likes[/b]:
*Reading human books - They provide some interesting insight.
*The sound of a running river - So soothing and relaxing.
[b]Dislikes[/b]:
*Lazyness - No time to waste with idle doing!
*Spiders - Just get those away from him, and no one gets hurt.

[b]Favorite Weapons[/b]: Swords and Spears
[b]Favorite Type of Women[/b]: Assertive women, leader types and strong-willed, as well as physically strong. The ones that Vakgar can easily see as equal.
[b]Secret Kink[/b]: Hitting a woman and getting hit back at the same time while having sex. He's a rough one for sure, no wonder he looks for tough women so much.

[b]Small Facts[/b]:
*Vakgar has a severe aversion to elves, due to a bad experience in the past. He can hide it really well, though.
*

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[collapse=The Brains and Brawls, Rogg]
[quote][b]"Honestly, they started it, the least we could do is give them what they ask for. Just like my old man, may his soul rest in peace, used to say: a few arrows astray keeps an orc awake for a day! Sure, he didn't had to deal with those on a weekly basis but he knew what he was talking about!"[/b]
[indent]Rogg providing another moment of insight, while hidden behind a cover that was also being perfurated by arrows.[/indent][/quote]

[b]Name[/b]: Rogg
[b]Race[/b]: Orc (actualy, he's 1/8 human but that's a minor detail)
[b]Class[/b]: Sage
[b]Aliases/nicknames[/b]: Ruggy
[b]Gender[/b]: Male
[b]Age[/b]: 21
[b]Date of Birth[/b]: Unknown
[b]Place of Birth[/b]: A small orc village next to a jungle.
[b]Current Residence[/b]: Going along with Vakgar and Akkim.
[b]Height[/b]: 192cm / 6'3"
[b]Weight[/b]: 89kg / 196 lbs
[b]Body type[/b]: Muscular
[b]Hair[/b]: Dark Brown
[b]Eyes[/b]: Dark Brown
[b]Likes[/b]:
*Sharing his wise advice - Specially if they're needed, even if they're not wanted.
*Cooking - Making most out of the odd ingredients you can find. It's not like carrion is bad for an orc's health anyway.
[b]Dislikes[/b]:
*Pranks - He doesn't take those shenanigans lightly, no serie.
*Women with a high-pitched voice - "UGH, MY EAAAAARS!"

[b]Favorite Weapons[/b]: Axes and Clubs
[b]Favorite Type of Women[/b]: Wise and experienced, that know how to hold a conversation and are well-kept, with that charming attitude of a classical lady.
[b]Secret Kink[/b]: "Large-boned" women, in other words Rogg is what you'd call a Chub Chaser. Yep.

[b]Character Facts[/b]:
*Rogg is an amazingly sharp Chess player
*He also wrote a fascinating thesis about the development of orc societies and their growing relationship with non-orc settlements.

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[collapse=The Recruit Rogue, Akkim]
[quote][b]"How 'bout you both stay 'ere doing nothin' while I go dere and solve it, 'eh?!"[/b]
[indent]Akkim, always impatient, doing a daring acrobatic feat to get closer but quickly returning to a safe spot after seeing how many enemies were there waiting.[/indent][/quote]

[b]Name[/b]: Akkim
[b]Race[/b]: Orc
[b]Class[/b]: Rogue
[b]Aliases/nicknames[/b]: Kimbo
[b]Gender[/b]: Male
[b]Age[/b]: 16
[b]Date of Birth[/b]: Unknown
[b]Place of Birth[/b]: The pure center of a large dangerous jungle.
[b]Current Residence[/b]: Going along with Vakgar and Rogg.
[b]Height[/b]: 186cm / 6'1"
[b]Weight[/b]: 81kg / 178 lb
[b]Body type[/b]: Average to toned
[b]Hair[/b]: Brown
[b]Eyes[/b]: Black
[b]Likes[/b]:
*Wide spaces - Running and jumping around, doing amazing acrobatic feats and just enjoying the feeling of freedom.
*The color blue - He's quite fascinated by it, since he never saw many things with it back in his jungle village.
[b]Dislikes[/b]:
*Closed Spaces- Claustro is one hell of a phobia.
*Staying still in one spot - Akkim is an orc of adventure and risks!

[b]Favorite Weapons[/b]: Bows and daggers
[b]Favorite Type of Women[/b]: Small and adorable, the type of lass that you can't resist protecting and caring for.
[b]Secret Kink[/b]: Bossy women, the type that order him around and treat him like an errand boy.

[b]Character Facts[/b]:
*Akkim can't read, but is being taught by Rogg.
*He also never had sex, he knows how it is but he has no actual experience about it. (depending on the roleplay)

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[quote][b]-See, it ain't so hard now wasit?
-Just because those bandits were a bunch of incompetents, doesn't mean we're on a winning streak, Akkim. We were just lucky.
-C'mon, dontcha say ya believe in dose things. We just went 'ere and did it, nothin' of that magicajig.
-Good luck in most cases comes through the misfortune of others, my friends. In fact, I believe that we are all vainer of our luck than of our merits.
-What is vainer, tho?[/b]
[indent]The trio, after a nail-biting fight. Those bandits underestimated those folks for sure.[/indent][/quote]

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-The [b]Emporium of Beverages[/b], a fairly normal-looking restaurant and tavern! But with the odd detail of only having women in it... The reason why? When the clock hits a certain time, all the female customers are allowed to fuck the orcs silly until they pass out, all of it in a safe casual sex environment! Grab a ticket and get your mugs, ladies!

-Male Strippers/Showboys, [url=http://i.imgur.com/FTGyyzP.jpg]self-explanatory[/url].
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[indent][b]Fantasy[/b][/indent]
Three orcs trying to survive the harsh world of dragons and dungeons, with globins and ghouls, crusaders and castles and who knows what's hiding in that creepy-looking cave.

[quote][b]-For the last time, miss elf, I'm not going to act like a rapist for you!
-I wholeheartedly refuse. It's not of my nature to sacrifice my noble sense of self just to satisfy your deviant fantasies of violation and degradation.
-Look eh, dese lads aren't up for it but I would, I gue--OWW, why did ya hit me?![/b]
[indent]The trio dealing with another one of those ladies, you know the ones.[/indent][/quote]

[indent][b]Modern Fantasy[/b][/indent]
Three bachelors living in the same apartment, almost an exact recreationg of those sitcoms featuring single guys getting into romantic misunderstandings.

[quote][b]"Wait a minute there, if you guys were set up on a date with a hot redhead, and I'm here on a date with a hot readhead also... Does that mean...?"[/b]
[indent]Vakgar feeling that they were hooked up with the same woman, or there's an odd coincidence of three different redheads, or it's a tripple date with redheaded triplets, or something else entirely... Who knows?! You will know what it is after these messages![/indent][/quote]

[indent][b]Sci-Fi[/b][/indent]
Same thing as above, but in space! With hot blue ladies and whatnot!

[indent][b]Higschool High Time![/b][/indent]
The three orcs are younger, but they're still the same fun-loving folks you know! Dates, studying sessions and even the most fearful challenge of all... THE PROM!!!

*Alternatively, the three orcs are the few members remaining of the school's <some sport> club, trying to get new people and keeping their club alive.

[indent][b]Fantasy Wrestling Federation![/b][/indent]
Turnbuckles, jobbers, the almight kayfabe, swerves and everything else that can happen in a Fantasy-Themed wrestling league! TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT, BABY!!

[quote]The orcs are in front of a camera, dressed in overly tight and colored outfits. More specifically, the orcs are wearing black pants with a loincloth-like design on the crotch area, with Akkim sporting wraps in his hands and wrists, Rogg tightening his navy blue wristbands and Vakgar holding a large golden belt on his shoulder. When the interviewer asks what's going to happen tonight, Vakgar takes the mic off their hand and starts his coveted speeches.

-Look, I'm not saying that we are the undefeated Tag Team champions of this Wrestlers Through Fantasy championship, the WTF League, because of our amazing teamwork and synergy of our moves. BUT...! We are the undefeated and uncontested because no other team in the WTF universe can handle our presence right now. We're on the hottest streak possible. The HOT is simply on another level, and I must say that the next challenger tonight will have to face such pressure, I'm almost feeling bad for them! Almost-
-Yeah, what he said!- adds Akkim, looking overly excited. Rogg just nods, stoically.[/quote]

[indent][b]Warhammer 40.000[/b][/indent]
I guess, why not? Boss Vakgar hanging out with Slugboy Rogg and Shoota Akkim in insane adventures around the Warp! I must make note though that I have very low knowledge rolls on this setting.

[indent][b]World of Warcraft[/b][/indent]
Same as above, except I know even less of the WoW setting. I'll be honest here: it's just that the females of their races are too good to pass on.

[indent][b]Assorted Canon Setting![/b][/indent]
Depends on the setting, it's better to ask if I know about it and even then I can simply Wikia-walk to get myself to speed with who's who and when's when.

[indent][b]Your Setting![/b][/indent]
I don't even know you at the moment, but you know what your setting could use right now? Handsome orcs! And what an amazing coincidence, three of them are available for it right now, how lucky of you!
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[collapse=Book of Quotes]
A compilation of the silly things the orcs have said. Some were during roleplayed scenes, others were by just idling around in chatrooms. It might look like self-aggrandizing, but these are just stupid shit, nothing much to them. Of course, quotes are getting added as [s]I feel like it[/s] they happen.

"No way my dick is touching that casual pussy!" - Rogg after being requested to engage in sexual intercourse with some nerd girl.

"We are going to sell our bodies for money like a [b]gold coin whore[/b]!" - Vakgar replies to Rogg, who asked him if they were going to sell their bodies like a cheap copper whore.

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*GURPS: Vakgar has 160 pts, Rogg has 180 pts and Akkim has 150 pts.
*Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition: Vakgar is a Tactical Warlord, Rogg is a Great Weapon Fighter and Akkim is a Brawny Rogue.
*Savage Worlds
*Shadowrun: Vakgar the Face, Rogg the Shaman and Akkim the Stealth Adept
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[indent][b]Big props to the [url=http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Anoki]original artist[/url] who devised such lovely pictures![/b][/indent]