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[color=purple]"Uhhhh... Dicks are rad, lewds ain't bad?"[/color] - Franny

[color=white]"Breaking news at this hour - Francine Novikov has just taken her dick back. More details after this commercial break-"[/color] - Anderson Cooper
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I'm, uh, sorta mad, I guess, and I'm kind of a scientist. Daughter'a Ether. Well, more of an alchemist and machinist with the odd trend towards bizarre body shapes and wicked distortions of perception, but that's me being a pretentious shitbag. I just like being weird.

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[b]Currently watching[/b]: [b][color=red]Tokyo Ghoul[/color][/b]. I'm not gonna started on how the manga is different from the anime. I marathoned this shit when I was about to pass out and stayed up to watch every episode. The first season is an excellent tragedy, with brisk pacing, memorable characters, compelling psychological dilemmas and an explosive finale. Best of all? Nobody gets out okay. Every character is fucked up. There are consequences for everything, and sadness is ever-flowing. Plus, that opening is bitching as fuck and the [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0UR2-ElL6g]lullaby version[/url] is haunting. As a single series, it's brilliant and beautiful, despite animation hiccups. Don't watch Root A - you'll just get angry.

Also, buy the English dub, you fucking plebs. Funi brought their A-game.

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In the most basic sense, I'm a dick girl with strange tastes. Name something weird and I've probably done/been it. I'm serious - there's very little I say no to, only really due to bad experiences with partners or a certain ennui. I've got a multitude of ways to facilitate fun things.

My tastes straddle the line between anime and neophyte American goodness. I'm a nerd about a lot of things, the least of which include Touhou remixes.

I like nice people.

Be a nice person. (Don't be a douche.)

Pictures may or may not be stolen from Patchouli knowledge.

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*THIS SECTION NEEDS UPDATES BADLY*
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Face
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Long waves of curly purple hair reach down to about the small of her back in a messy state. While certainly soft enough, weeks of overtime and sleep deprivation have made her hair just a bit unkempt. Streaks of lighter pink and heavy violet run down its length, arranged in a single arc over the top of her scalp resembling a rainbow of reds. Only the solid purple seems to be natural. Her bangs curl around her eyes. Under them are non-rimmed glasses, rectangular in shape. On her ears are a set of silver earrings, with red gems set into each center. Of other notable piercings are a solitary ring through her lower lip, and a small stud through the right nostril. As far as she's been told, her smiles are infectious, carried by a certain wideness and a pair of reasonably plump lips. Then again, that could've been sweet talk.

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Body
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Her body is fairly built, and a little plump too. Her arms, far from spindly, have a bit of meat to them, though a grope would affirm most of that weight is muscle. The fingers at the end of said arms, however, are fairly thin and move quickly and dexterously with purpose. A pair pf plump, heavy breasts poke out of the edges of her lab-coat, filling the brim of any sweater that dare try to contain them. The waist underneath her mammaries is plump and soft, but still retains a smooth slenderness and a thickness that's meant to support that kind of breast weight. Her hips, and her thighs below, are wide, supporting a righteously heavy rear and a round, squishy butt.

She used to have a penis! Used to. Somewhere down the line, it went missing (may have actually walked away, though nobody can say for sure). But now? A girly mound, and a tight one at that.

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Regular Outfits/Clothing
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*Public*

Normally, she wears a rather heavy-looking lab coat, ringed at the sleeves with purple cuff links. A sweater underneath that during the winter months, a tee during the summer (usually with something tasteless plastered on the front. If she's not wearing jeans, it's either pajamas or sweat pants. Not like she has any oath to public decency she has to uphold or anything.

*Private*

Catch Franny at home! When wandering around the house on a lazy day, she doesn't bother to put on anything below the waist. She lets it all hang out. Just a T-shirt, maybe a ribbon or two in her hair. Otherwise, she's near naked.

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Well, things that I am.

I'm generally happy, easy to get along with. It's hard to piss me off.

I tend to be sociable when I get on F-list. Takes a good scene idea to really get my dick out.

If I come to you with random writing ideas, consider it normal. I'm manic when it comes to writing. @.@

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Additional Info
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-Franny's relatively big on social stuff and casual fun, so expect it when you play with her. Public shenanigans. Sex is not discouraged, but not totally appreciated. Sexual situations, both weird and normal, are awesome, but the actual 'doing it' is boring. Unless you spice it up significantly, she won't be interested.

-I am NOT just in it for sex. Remember that when you contact me.

-I GOT MY DICK BACK >:D

-Achem, i-if anybody wants a dicking, please form a line.

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Good People
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[icon]Catherine[/icon] : HHNNNNGH Really though, very cool chick and a really sexy thing to play around with. *WARNING* Scat and weird things abound.

[icon]QuinnQuixotic[/icon] : Oh my god, what a sweet thing~! He's a really good boy, and an awesome roleplayer with a lot of flexibility. Ping him if you're looking for a boy to love~

[icon]Valerie K[/icon] : Definite gender bending a weirdness await here, but not a bad kind! Valerie's a wonderful player, with a focus on inanimate and degradation. Give her a poke, turn her into toilet paper, whatever works~




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Roleplaying Partners
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-Men are always enjoyed, women and herms loved, fellow shemales adored. Cuntboys and male-herms really good too.

-Furries are perfectly fine, but preference will be given to exotic species. Cats and dragons will have to wait unless you're rad.

-I post regularly at paragraph level. While I don't mind if you write at my pace or not, I expect effort and reasonably good spelling and grammar. If you post one-liners and don't care about the scene, just what you get out of it, it won't be fun for either of us.

-I used to do extended petplay. Then I realized that the politics behind it drive me up the wall.