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[center][color=white][big]▬▬[color=gray]W I L B U R[/color]▬▬[/big][/color][/center]
[center][color=gray][small]【[color=white]Tentacular[/color]】[/small][/color] [/center][hr][hr][quote][small][color=white]It's a scrabble word, ya know.[/color][/small][/quote][hr][collapse=▬ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲ ＩＮＦＯＲＭＡＴＩＯＮ▬ ]
[quote][color=gray]Wilbur! That's his name, the big tentacle sporting cuddly doll he is! Wilbur is an incredibly polite tentacle monster, and not just by monster standards, by human standards as well! He'll hold the door for you, go on at least three dates before making any advances, pull out your chair, and even tuck the kids in at night!

No. Not really. Wilbur's a beast. He's not a coherent, fully intelligent being. Not to say he's stupid, because that's not it at all. Wilbur's actually quite smart, for a tentacle monster, at least. He won't rape you without you wishing to have sex, and he'll give you warm nuzzles with all those tentacles, wrap you up and coat you with slime hugs! He really is great. Best part is, he knows his way around a digestion track!
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[color=white][big][color=gray]☆[/color][/big] ~ Wilbur gives the best internal massages.
[big][color=gray]☆[/color][/big] ~ Slimey kisses! Look out for those.
[big][color=gray]☆[/color][/big] ~ No one can actually find Wilburs.. center. Not many have tried, but those who do have the damnedest time trying to find where those tentacles all lead to! They all just seem to link to one another, somehow.
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[big][color=gray]☆[/color][/big] ~ "Passionate" [color=pink]Pink![/color]
[big][color=gray]☆[/color][/big] ~ "Baby Puke" [color=green]Green![/color]
[big][color=gray]☆[/color][/big] ~ "Chipped Paint on a Thirty Year Old Wall In An Abandoned House at Night" [color=orange]Orange![/color]
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[eicon]tentacle_boi[/eicon] - [b][color=gray]Tentacle Smash![/color][/b] - [color=white]Don't be fooled! While this may look like a wrinkly worm, it's actually a fearsome tentacle smashing into the ground! (F-list doesn't support gif avatars.) His tentacle will strike you with righteous wrath hard enough to smash you flat! (He's never actually done this.)[/color]
[icon]TENTACLETEA[/icon] - [b][color=gray]Tentacle Tea![/color][/b] - [color=white]His main choice attack! He'll sit you down, give you some tea and a warm blanket, and look after you until you're feeling better and less angry. Fearsome![/color]

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Yeah. Don't be too serious. Wilbur's a lovable little guy, and he (and I) are not here to be ceaselessly yelled at. Thanks!
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