[quote]Roses are red, Money is Green.
Jet fuel, can't melt steel beams.[/quote]

[b]Allison Johnson[/b]
Allison is a crazy basment dwelling NEET. She is certain that the world is controlled by some cabal trying to instill some kind of new world order and control her mind. So instead of going outside, she hides away in her basement shitposting on her favourite Imageboard, 3sama. When she isn't chatting with her fellow conspiracy theorists she is either writing her insane ravings on her blog or ruthlessly scouring the internet to find news sources that haven't been infected by the left wing.

She is also obsessed with strange music, only listening to live recordings of obscure techno bands played backwards. She claims that she is trying to find hidden codded messages in the songs sent by her fellow conspiritards and has supposedly found the location of a secret Illuminati bunker doing so. She of course however would never go and investigate the location, no that would require her to put on some pants and *GASP* go outside.

Allison HATES going outside, almost as much as she hates the government and mustard. To be frank, Allison hates a LOT of things she even complied a long list if things she hates and pins pictures of them on a cork board in her room with little captions on why she hates them, most of which are really frivolous reasons. Its rather curious why she does this, hanging pictures of things she hates in her room. She claims that seeing the face of here enemies allows her to maintain her zeal and not grow soft and learn to tolerate them.

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY]Theme Song[/url]