[i]When Twilight Sparkle, the precious, pudgy, pretty pony boy alighted from his chariot, he felt like this moment couldn't have come any sooner! Two of Princess Celestia's royal guard floozies, all breasts and no brains, had been the ones to escort the delicate dweeb all the way out here, and they'd talked his ear off every last second of the journey... Not to mention made some very untowards, and downright lewd, comments about "Those Ponyville gals."

Well, it was finally over and done with. He stepped off if the chariot into the town square and tossed his long, gorgeous, pink and purple mane over his shoulder, gazing around the town. It certainly looked peaceful enough, if a little behind the times when it came to the march of industry, but that wasn't anything he couldn't fix!

Today he was wearing a blue sweater vest over a white button-up shirt with a pink tie, a tight pair of white shorts and a pair of black socks that went all the way up to his thighs. His ass-length hair left nobody in the dark about his dorkiness... He was clearly a hopeless little nerd who was much happier cooped up at home with a nice book that indulging in anything even approaching "physical activity." Which was the exact reason Princess Celestia had sent him here... Ponyville during Breeding Season was the perfect time to not only make friends, but also get a VERY thorough workout. Twilight would soon find himself knee-deep in bitches who would probably claw his eyes out if he didn't get some hip'n'cock fitness quick-smart![/i]