[center][big][b]I'M BOSS OF THIS GYM[/b][/big][/center]
[center][img=142674]shannon[/img][/center]
[big]SOME FLAVOR SHIT[/big]
When I arrive at the gym my heart rate is slightly elevated because I've been running for the past 14 miles to get here. Despite this minor cardiovascular warmup I am sweating like a pig already, that's just how my body works. I grab the receptionist by her neck and drag the slut's face firmly across both my armpits to clean myself up a little. I leave my crotch sweaty. After a shot of cocaine to get myself pumped I begin my workout with my favorite exercise, squats. I designate a random bitch whose cunt scent I particularly like at the moment to be my spotter. She lies down flat on her back between my legs and starts to salivate. I unrack the loaded barbell and do my first deep squat until my soaking wet nuts hit the dumb bitch right in the face. I have perfect squat form. I hold the movement there until I feel a sufficient amount of my crotch sweat permeated through my pants and was absorbed into her pores, then I finish my reps. Afterwards I take a sip of my protein shake which includes whey powder, creatine, adrenaline and steroids. The next exercise is deadlifts.

[big]CONTACTING ME[/big]
By now you're likely through your second orgasm reading my profile. You horny sluts can get in contact with me two ways. Either you write a note. Confess your admiration and list the things about me that drive you crazy, reading that is always a good ego stroking for me. If I like what I see I might get back to you, or not. Fuck your efforts. The other method is catching me in f-chat. Straight up deliver a paragraph of dicksucking so I can simply reply with a one-liner allowing you to continue. That's all for now, retards. All you pathetic trash can go back to gushing over my profile.

[big]GLOATING[/big]
[b]February 2016[/b]
Only took me one week to get my first 1000 profile views and 63 bookmarks. From how much I get my dick sucked it was kinda obvious all you whores were just waiting for a God like me to come along and bully you around. So far you retards did a decent job writing fap fuel for me so I can just jerk off my big sweaty cock you all worship so much. I'm looking forward to exploiting everyone further.

[collapse=Click here, retard.][collapse=Again, retard.][collapse=You won't get anything out of this.][collapse=Keep going like a stupid cunt.][collapse=I'll put you to work like this.][collapse=Whores like you love being exploited.][collapse=Getting ordered around makes you feel good.][collapse=Ready for your reward, dumb bitch?]Fuck you.[/collapse][/collapse][/collapse][/collapse][/collapse][/collapse][/collapse][/collapse]